GEC Presents

 The Perfect Gag Gift for all the Drinkers (and "Drunks" )  In Your Life

    

Chart  Lettering Translation:       

I think I'll have another drink,  Bartender because

my favorite drink is the

next one and the  next one

Gag Drinker's  T-Shirt

          

Progressive Alcohol Consumption With Popular Beverage Names And Drinking Intensity Ratio To Vision Difficulties

1st Drink - Shot Whiskey & 2 Beers - YOU DRINK ONLYWHAT THE VOICES IN YOUR HEADTELL YOU TO DRINK

2nd Drink - 3 Gin And Tonics With A Glass Of Wine GRADUATEDSCHOOL WITH 4.0. (BLOODALCOHOL LEVEL)

3rd Drink - 3 Shots Of Scotch & Bottle of Wine  YOU SAID “NO”TO DRUGS  & ALCOHOL. BUTTHEY JUST DIDN’T LISTEN

4th Drink -4 Margaritas & 2 Pina Coladas  1 TEQUILA, 2 TEQUILAS, 3 TEQUILAS, FLOOR.

5th Drink - 5 Shots OfJagermeister &4 Beers  YOU ARE NOT STONED OR DRUNK. YOURJUST CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED

6th Drink - 6 Long Island Teas &  3 Beers  YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE A “WEEKENDDRINKER.” YOUSTART ON SATURDAY & END ON FRIDAY.

7th Drink - 6 Shots Of Whiskey With 6 Pack Beer Chaser 24 HOURS IN A DAY.24 BEERS IN A CASE. COINCIDENCE?

8th Drink - 4 Boiler Makers ,2 B-52’s  & A Bottle Of Wine YOU ARE CONSIDERED A REAL “MOVER AND AT WORK …MAYBE IFYOU JOINED “AA”, YOU WOULDN’T SHAKE  & MOVE SO MUCH.

9th drink -12 Pack Of Dark Beer With 3 Shots Of 151 Proof Rum ALCOHOL TROUBLESHOOTING:SYMPTOM: The Floor Is Moving. FAULT: You Are Being Carried Out Of The Bar. ACTION: Find Out If You’re Being Taken To Another Bar.

10th Drink - 6 Crown Royal & Cokes, A Magnum of Wine And A Cognac Chaser YOUR CAPACITYFOR ALCOHOL IS ONLY EXCEEDED BY YOUR  COURTAPPEARANCES

11th Drink - 4 Bottles of Ripple ,3 40 oz Malt Beers  & 1 Free Shot Of The”Bar Mat” At Last Call  YOU ONLY DRINKTO STEADY YOUR NERVES. SOMETIMES YOU GET SO STEADY, YOU CAN’T MOVE.

Forget it, Pal you're really smashed

SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING

IF LETTERS ON CHART APPEAR BLURRY OR FUZZY- OR IF DATE, SPOUSE, BUSBOY OR FAMILY PET BEGINS LOOKING TOO DESIRABLE --STOP DRINKING IMMEDIATELY!!! AND (1) Stumble Out Of Bar Or Drinking Establishment And Try To Go Home (2) Do Not Attempt To Drive Or Operate Any Vehicle Or Farm Equipment (3) Have Bartender Call Taxi, Alcoholics Anonymous, Or 911 To Arrange Your Transportation, Hospitalization, Detoxifi­cation Or Burial (Or- All Four).

 IMPORTANT: Know When To Say When….WHEN’S Last Call? Thank You, Drs. I.M blitzed & Titus A. Drumm, Surgeon Generals