Brooklyn Bowel Howler (BBH)

Pastrami & Sauerkraut Melt

Sand W/Creamy Cole Slaw & Onions & 6 Sack Of Beer

The Party Spoiler (PS)

Pineapple/Sausage Combo Pizza

W/Extra Pepperoni & Cheese,Eggs,

Salad & Ripple Wine

Pittsburg Paint Feeler (PPP)

Hot Chili Con Carne Pie W/ Melted

Limburge Cheese, Egg Salad & Ripple Wine

Tiyuana Dumper (TD)

Two Super Bran Burritos w/ Hot Nacho

Cheese Sauce & Extra Jalaperios

Grandpa's Revenge (GR)

Corn beef & Cabbage Stew W/ Asparagus

& Brocoli Salad

Chinese Choker (CC)

Sweet & Sour Pork Chow Mein In Pungent

Lima Bean Sauce W/Extra MSG & Garlic

The floating Elvis (FE)

Double Fried Onion Rings

Pickled Pigs Feet W/ Extra Spicy

Artichoke Cream Dip

Bedroom creeper (BC)

Oysters Parmesan Lingurni

W/Red pepper Clam sauce

And Cucumber Salad

New Jersey Date Breaker (NJDB)

Extra Fatty BBQ Tabasco Pork

Ribs W/Chunky Potato Salad

& Diet root Beer

The Lonely Sailor (LS)

Double Decker Creasy Cheesburger W/Side Of Pork

Rinds & 6 Pack Of Coke

                                                                                                     SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING                                                                                                         

IF LETTERS ON CHART APPEAR BLURRY OR FUZZY-TAKE THE FOLLOWING ACTIONS IMMEDIATELY:(1) Stay Calm And Try To Stop Farting (2) Go Quickly To Your Bedroom Or Office(3) Chase Out All Pets& Persons From These Rooms (4) Lock Door And Quickly Open All Windows And Vents (5) If Farting Continues, Phone EPA “HAZMAT Hotline” (6) Sit Down On Bed Or Chair and Breathe Slowly While Holding In Your Stomach (7) Do Not Cough Or make Any Sudden Moves (8)  Have One or More Changes Of Clothes Ready For Wear When You Stop Farting (9) Wait For Professional  Help To Arrive.CAUTION: If Farting Continues- Do Not Stand Or Sit Near Any Open Flame—Without First Contacting Your Local Fire Department  Drs. I.M. Gaseous & Lett M. Ripp, Surgeon Generals