GEC Presents

           

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Great Gag Gift For All The Sex Maniac's ( Or "Wannnabes) In Your Life ... 

 

 

 

               

 

 

 

CHART LETTERING TRANSLATION:

Sex is the most fun you can have

without laughing- unless you are unemployed or a union member- or working for the United States Government.

 

Gag  Sex Maniac  T-Shirt

 

 

 

   

          

 

Progressive  sexual  intensity

with popular definitions

& ratio to vision problems

 

Casual Touching

F- Rubbing The Banger

M- Brushing The Brillo

 

Delicate Caressing

F- Priming The Pump

M-Petting The Puddle

 

Serious Fondling

F- Peeling The Banana

M- Dusting The Button

 

Intense Groping

F- Pulling The Tuffy

M- Jiggling The Ring

 

Passionate Tonguing

M/F -Tickling The Tonsils

M/F- Greasing The Teeth

 

Erotic Licking

F-Sniffing The Snake

M- Gumming The Wazoo

 

Titillating Biting

F- Biting The Worm

M- Chewing The Fat

 

Tantalizing Sucking

F- Slurping At The Ranch

M- Eating At The  Y

 

Serious Mounting

M/F- Saddling The Dog

M/F- Topping The Heap

 

Electrifying Pententration

F- Pumping The Handle

M- Cutting The Pie

 

Furiou Stroking

M/F- Banging The Beaver

M/F- Hiding The  Salami

SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING

IF LETTERS ON CHART APPEAR BLURRY OR FUZZY - TAKE THE FOLLOWING ACTIONS IMMEDIATELY:(1) Stop All Foreplay And Sex Acts(2) Stay Calm– Don’t Panic(3) Put Clothes On ASAP (4) If Catholic– Look At Picture Of The Pope; If Jewish-Look At Picture of Your Mother; All Others– Look At Wedding Picture Of John& Lorena Bobbitt (5) Lie Down and Try to Refrain From Sexual Activity Until Eyesight Improves ….. Unless You Don’t Give A Damn About Going Blind! Thank You, Drs. Ilene Over & Ben Down, Surgeon Generals

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